BOOBS!!!!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Yes. Boobs. Just for you, RT, I'm going to talk about boobs.


People who yak on their cell phones while standing at the counter to order their freaking sub at Subway, and hold up their finger like "just a minute" to the girl at the counter. With fifteen people in freaking line.


People who drive 7 MPH. Unless you're in a buggy, drawn by a horse, that's just lame. (I live in Amish country. Lots of buggies... and they go faster than some of the idiots around here.)


On the flip side, people who drive 85 MPH down a residential street.


People who chew loudly in public places. *barf*


People who think their screaming children should be "enjoyed" by everyone because he or she is "so cute." Um, no. Rattlesnakes and scorpions are cute. Screaming children are not.


People who actually think their thong sticking out of their pants is attractive. Not to be repetitive, but *barf*.


The guy at Lowe's who thinks it's so cute when a "little woman" wants to buy a kick-ass drill. Yes, it's for me. No, my husband won't be allowed to touch it. Yes, you're a jerk.


People who say they'll do one thing and then wait until you're settled into complacency and then they yank the rug out from under you and leave you completely screwed and then get pissed off when you figure out a way to make things work without their sorry asses being involved at all.


Those are all the boobs I can think of for now. *grin*

11 Angst(s):

Rllgthunder said...

The next to last paragraph was either about Carrie or Gordon, wasn't it? :D

Carrie said...

*scratches head*

Uh, was that supposed to make sense? :oP

Rllgthunder said...

"People who say they'll do one thing and then wait until you're settled into complacency and then they yank the rug out from under you and leave you completely screwed and then get pissed off when you figure out a way to make things work without their sorry asses being involved at all."

Is that paragraph about Carrie or Gordon? :D

(Better, in context?)

Pete said...

Oh, I thought Rllgthunder meant the paragraph about the "little lady" was either about Carrie or Gordon.

The thong one could have been too. But I ain't going there, girlfriend!

Carrie said...

*blink*

*shrug*

Okay. :oP

Rllgthunder said...

It appears that the job at the bank is making dear Carrie more....civilized. Either that or we just need to starting typing out numbers for letters so she can understand us.

Carrie said...

Either that... or... your jokes are as clever as usual.

*grin*

Melissa said...

Carrie musta missed the mushroom cloud over TIO this week and that's the disconnect.

Either way, I agree with rllg. Gordon is definately a "boob".


Another to consider: Sanjaya on American Idol. Creepy boob. ;)

Carrie said...

TIO? Ick. I avoid that place like the plague. No wonder I missed (whatever it was).

Sanjaya on AI is just *wrong*. WRONG!

Rllgthunder said...

Meh...it's okay, Carrie. Starting on Monday I'll be missing a lot more, too. :)

Carrie said...

Why will you be missing more? Is your lobotomy scheduled for then?

*cracking self up*

Did you get my email? :oD