Zombie Jokes!

Saturday, April 14, 2007

I am not dead. As evidenced by the following zombie jokes, which I made up (despite my wife declaring that I didn't) and which I wouldn't make if I were dead, would I?

Q: Why didn't the zombie move forward with his lawsuit?

A: Because he didn't have a leg to stand on!


Q: Why should you never have a zombie roommate?

A: Because he'll always leave you in the lurch!


Ha! Ha! I am brilliance personified!

Yes, I'll go back to staring at pages of .php code now...

6 Angst(s):

Rllgthunder said...

Who's this Pete guy?

Peter Damien said...

The OTHER name on the blog? The one who isn't flirting with you? That guy? Remember? The one telling hilarious zombie jokes?

Honestly. You people.

Rllgthunder said...

Flirting? Carrie keeps asking me if my pen is fully loaded and I keep telling her it is. I don't get it. I mean, if I run out of ink I'll just go buy another pen.

You need to have a serious talk with her, Pete. After all, you're the expert on long hand writing around here.

Peter Damien said...

I use a fountain pen. I think it intimidates her.

(though god knows why something called a "ballpoint" pen is less alarming.)

Carrie said...

Perverts.

s.w. vaughn said...

Ah, you are still alive (as evidenced by the statement "I am not dead.").

That's good to know! Love your kitties and rats. Nice zombie jokes. :-)