Vital Statistics

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Ok, these aren't really statistics, but it made for a catchy title. I found some facts online that I think we, as human beings, should be aware of.

You thought your job sucked? Shittiest job EVAH:

Scatologists are experts who study feces.

Hey! My kid was above average!!

The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

This sounds like the start of a kick-ass joke. Bummer.

A sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.

Er, so did some guys I used to date...

Male goats will pee on each other in order to attract mates.

This, I believe. (Go Colts!) It's the only kind of party I host. (I'd have more, but wings and beer didn't go over well at my last Tupperware party...)

The Super Bowl is so popular that it is the number one at-home party event of the year.

1 Angst(s):

Pete said...

Fascinating. I need to pee on other men to attract women!

Er. Except for the bit where I'm married.

(I wonder if it attracts publishers? THAT would be something to consider. If writers pee on each other, does this attract contracts?)