Green Eggs & It

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Doctor Suess and Stephen King, as written by Pete Tzinski.
(Blame goes to Lori Basiewicz, who suggested it.)

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham,

I fucking hate them, Sam I am

All things serve the Beam,

I will not eat Green eggs with cream!

To the dark tower, the child Roland came,

To eat Green eggs is to know shame.

I will not eat Green Eggs with beer.

And we all float down here.

You're welcome.

7 Angst(s):

Pete said...

You're all so lucky that when I write something completely random, I post it here. How you must be the envy of all your friends!

*cough*

TJWriter said...

Your one odd duck, Pete. I just gotta say it.

TJWriter said...

You're, even.

Rllgthunder said...

I told a friend about this blog. She must have stopped by because she sent me a really nasty email afterwards and won't return my phone calls.

I don't think I can file that under 'envy'.

Carrie said...

Um. That was...

Yeah.

Pete said...

First, TJ says "Your one odd duck,"

and then in the next message, she says "You're even"

Am I odd? Or even?

*bada-bing!*

Lori said...

So, whenever we're having a weird conversation and you're inspired to write something off the wall, it ends up here? That's good to know.

Lori makes a note in her Pete file.