In a press conference, held today, the Tzinski corporation was pleased to announce that on July 24th, at 11:07am, Tzinski 2.0 was released to the public. Weighing in at six pounds, nine ounces and with a head of hair, this new model -- named Zachary Thomas Tzinski -- is expected to have a long product run.
"We are pleased with the launch of this new generation in our exciting Tzinski product line," said president and CEO Renee Tzinski, "And we are looking forward to many years of support for our customer line."
Also announced at this same press conference was that continued support of Tzinski 1.0 (jokingly called "Pete," by consumers) will continue.
"Although Tzinski 2.0 is exciting and groundbreaking in ways that our original model could never manage, we do intend to continue promoting and supporting the talents and abilities of Tzinski 1.0, which we think will still have at least two more years of use and active service."
No patches have been released for for Zachary Thomas Tzinski software, and already the hardware has already produced several ouputs.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Posted by Pete at 10:27 AM