mean

Monday, February 19, 2007

pete

mean

mean mean mean

replaces me with nora
lets her steal my guppies

threatens to replace me again

tries
kissing up

won't work

money hungry
fixing nora's porch

mean

blames nora
im not sure

could it be

but then

perhaps

not mean
after all

ok

maybe a little kissing up
would work

to fill
the void
ripped through my soul
laying in shards
around my feet

smilie hugs

okay

all is forgiven

again

but i still miss
my guppies

13 Angst(s):

Rllgthunder said...

Is guppies a code word for....well, you know.....

Carrie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Guppies" is code word for...


















Guppies.

Sorry. :D

Rllgthunder said...

See, now if you'd read On Writing by Stephen King you could have kept me or *snort* your other reader (Pete)guessing to come up with what you really meant by using the word 'guppies'.

Guppies could have been a metaphor for puppies, or booty, or kitties, or bunnies, or eggplant, or metaphysical meanderings of the renaissance masters.

But nooooooooo. It simply stands for Guppies. Your words are cruel. :cry:

Pete said...

SHE just means little fishes when she says Guppies. But you can only imagine what *I* mean when I say "Nora Roberts."

Rllgthunder said...

I assume you just mean Nora Roberts, Pete.

You're not known for having a wild imagination. ;)

Carrie said...

I'll have you know we have ANOTHER reader, too. Isn't that right? Right. TJwriter is here somewhere. And Melissa! Ha! So there!

You can still wonder whether or not I'm lying. Maybe when I say that "guppies" means "guppies" I mean that "guppies" doesn't REALLY mean guppies. It means guppies. See what I mean? Now put THAT in your dirty minded little pipe and smoke it. :oD

Pete said...

When I say "Nora Roberts" I actually mean.....





















































......J.D. Robb! Hah!

Carrie said...

Pete. You are such a PERVERT.

Pete said...

I am not. It's love, and it's beautiful, and you just don't understand. Not everything is about porches. There are deck swings and gazebos to think about too.

TJWriter said...

I'm starting to get itchy. If I break out in hives someone's gonna have to give me the epi-shot.

It's all this angst. I think I'm suffocating...

Help!

Rllgthunder said...

An itchy angst is a sign of a composed mine.

Or cooties. Could probably be cooties.

Melissa said...

Does calamine lotion work on itchy angst?

Pete said...

Only if you

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APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.